Get out of my face! Nobody except Waterheads will deny that the recent craze for bowling naked in public makes it one of the fastest growing sports in the free world. It came in the nick of time. The whole nation was getting jittery from too much war news, and the sporting public was demanding wilder and wilder government-sponsored Sport spectacles, to blot out the grim horizon My friend Omar, from up the road, is opening a national chain of bowling alleys where house rules require that all human clothing be checked at the door. We have very low operating costs -- free labor, no taxes, new friends in strange places and extremely addictive behavior five times a week.